That’s working under the generous assumption he was there to protect American ideals, and not to fulfill his dream of shooting brown people.

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

PREPARE TO HARVEST THE LOWER HORN

History will say they were roommates

Works on contingency? No, money down!

Out of all the Garfield edits, I think the one where people replace the last panel with Garfield being defenestrated is my favorite .

The prompt said sad, not horror

Need something to flavor all those meat fibers

Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.

Ducks have entered the chat

I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.

And so, Teddy Ruxpin was born

Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.

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I’ve been playing Far Cry 3, and every damn time I launch it the godforsaken Ubisoft launcher makes me verify my password. You know, in case someone tries to fraudulently play my 12 year old game.

Yeah, I don’t get the hate for skibidi toilet. Like, you guys do realize this is literally the exact same shit we used to watch, right?