I don’t get why you’re all so mad at me for being right, I don’t get mad at you for always being wrong
What if he was secretly a good guy?
I can’t hear you over the soothing sound of my own opinions
I enjoy my downvotes even though they’re all for the high crime of having an opinion or the worst one: making a joke
Reddit is co-opted to make the left look bad
Never worn
32 years is a long reign of terror
I think I’m onto something. BRB applying to Shark Tank
Unpopular opinion: billionaires are greedy
Is that why they call mass graves potter’s fields?
I like to practice my ceiling basketball when they go to bed
VIPees only
Wasn’t he king though? Why would he have to interview?
And an uncovered pot of soup? GET OUT
Hey I know that guy he liked a few of my jokes on Twitter
Gift card?! why don’t you just slit my throat?
Microsoft works