You forgot water stealing and methane spewing

I’m naturally a pessimist. That way, I’m never disappointed.

(I’m always disappointed).

Cue Trump, 2027 from in his hospice bed:

“This was the worst deal, very stupid people made this deal. I call it the Biden Greenland Deal. Everyone’s saying it. It’s unbelievable.”

cough cough pooping noises

She’ll go ballistic at the reporter for daring to ask the question, just like any other day.

Hey Trump, why are you allowing this? I thought this was “America’s hemisphere”

You try changing people’s opinions when you can’t even agree on what is and what isn’t reality. I really don’t think you guys have any idea how broken half of this country is. We do. Because we have to deal with these people on a daily basis. Some of them are our family.

Obama bombed the shit out of people his entire term. Including an American citizen.

You need therapy

What’s the definition of insanity again? Something about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?

Well, I’ve been voting “blue no matter who” for damn near 30 years now, and shit has not changed for the better. Society has changed for the better in some ways, but that is not being represented in our government.

I’m starting to think my vote for Nader was the sanest thing I’ve ever done in my civic life.

Yes I would. It is understandable, but also frustrating as fuck to see those with more means to effect positive change in this country just giving up and walking away, money in hand.

I don’t want to be pissed off. I am just absolutely sick of the privileged few getting whatever they want in life, while the rest of us are left to fight amongst ourselves over the scraps.

It’s so nice to know he made his bag on the backs of American labor and American consumers, and he can now just leave.

Must be nice to be given everything playing make believe, throw a couple bones to the manufactured opposition, then say nah I’m done. I don’t want my kids growing up in the country that literally made me and afforded me the privilege to just leave when shit really starts to matter. Congrats on that.

No way man. They would come to the US and we have enough morons to deal with as it is.

Stop trying to make “USian” a thing. It never will be because it is clunky and stupid.

Far-center lol Is that like head deeper up one’s ass?