Slaps

George Soros put spiders in your butt

So basically the word for zero is “drizzle”?

That’s awesome

You could try Glassdoor, but my understanding is that it’s not as accurate as levels.

A surprising number of people don’t know about levels.fyi

Go to levels.fyi, find some companies and compare at your level. For a long time I was like “ain’t no way these numbers are accurate, people are getting paid that much?” YES THE NUMBERS ARE ACCURATE; your company’s excuses for a shitty raise this year (“blah blah market conditions, blah blah you are already on the upper end of your band, let’s work on a promotion next year”) are bullshit.

Nah that’s too late. I want to find out before the tweet goes out 😁

Europe has their own butter too?

Hmmm, will Musk let me in on his next pump and dump scheme?