Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

More than anything I’m depressed by the precedent that this sets for the world on attitude and actions. He literally attacked and abused his way to the top. And a majority of Americans support it. Holy fuck.

Finally the answer to my car proble- oh never mind.

Ah yes, that does seem like the most optimal way to deliver your games post-death.

No idea what bequeath means but it sounds badass so I support this

On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.

Ah shit I applied for that role

I tried

Wait you’re onto spending

JESUS IS THE RAPTURE

COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24

sigh… if you insist

The first bit of pay to win verification and impersonation was the most hilarious part of Elon’s Twitter.

Deleted my account after that.

Nothing is more frustrating than knowing you wrote something down, but not knowing where.

Pessimistically, I don’t see how the system gets better without full collapse.

But wow imagine a few normal candidates running again. Imagine getting to vote for politics and not in a rule-breaking popularity contest.

Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong

It’s disgusting how many times I’ll catch myself opening an app I closed less than 2 minutes ago because I was bored.

I don’t own anything Nintendo but I thought there would only be like 200 games.

Next thing you know

Currently chomping on my emergency pizza… almost lasted a week in the freezer.

It’s easier than ever to never play a AAA game. The trend of launching games on broken promises with 14 prompts to spend money before you even reach the main menu is getting old.

Do you think I can just pull up to a kidnapping not prepped with the right music? I’d get kidnapped too.