Ever used one for honey? You’ll never go back to trying to use anything else.

Also, it’s not like the problems were only caused by Nedry or his team being understaffed or incompetent. Quite the opposite. He was a bad actor. And a bad actor in the right position can cause a lot of damage. He purposefully sabotaged the park in a way that couldn’t have been easily averted.

Homesteading is incredibly hard work, though.

Me, except no porn so I’m ravenous for that pussy when she gets back.

You can change your tax withholding whenever you want.

But a function nonetheless, and it’s been one for millions of years and since before we were human.

Eyes have a huge role in communication.

Love is like a roll of tape

It’s real good for making two things one

But just like that roll of tape

Love sometimes breaks off before you are done

Another way that love is similar to tape

That I’ve noticed

Is sometimes, it’s hard to see the end

You search 'round the roll

You search 'round the roll

You search 'round the roll

With your fingernail

Again and again and again and again

And again…

An elegant meme, for a more civilized age.

T. Rex didn’t exist until about 70 million years after Stegosaurus was gone, so one of them had time traveling powers.

Depending on your jurisdiction, you may be able to refuse a field sobriety test and opt for a chemical test (breath or blood) instead with no penalty. That’s the case in my state and many others.

You can also generally refuse a chemical test as well, but doing so will likely get your license suspended.

But check your local laws to be sure.

Silksong is $20. Stardew Valley is $15 (and getting yet another free update soon). There are a lot of great indie games out there that won’t break the bank and are made by creators who have a passion for what they do.

And you’d be able to undercut any competition and corner the market.

Nutritionally complete and pulverized into a paste?

It’s hilarious. Taylor Swift posts have to be the easiest rage/engagement bait for sports accounts that have ever existed.

Back to in-class essays!

I wouldn’t say it’s overrated because I don’t really see people saying it’s the best game of all time or anything like that. But it enjoys a good amount of popularity from a very large number of people because it’s fun, rewarding, replayable, and fairly easy.

Man, back in those days I thought we were truly in the post-racism era. Then I grew up and saw how the world really was, and social media happened and allowed all the awful people in the world to find each other.

We need some more people. Much as I agree as the future is bleak, if we all simply stopped procreating then there wouldn’t really be any point to anything and truly no reason to want to make the world better. Can’t get to Star Trek future without a future.

Possession is 9/10ths of the law!