I need all the protection I can get now Big Subreddit are after me!

Technically yes, but if you're already paying for the thing you actually wanted then it's essentially a free trial on top of that

It's a free trial. I don't know why everyone's so shocked, they're essentially giving you one or two free books in the hope that you'll be hooked and want to pay for more!

Google will be shuddering

Well it is spooky season

Come on man, let that shit die with Reddit!

You can still use them with GadgetBridge if Rebble ever goes away too!

the first good wearable computer ever made

That's an opinion and a half! People might consider it collectable but they're not exactly rare.

Drinking alcohol or buying it? Because in Britain it’s 18 to buy it yourself but 5 to have it at home.

ass covering

Does that mean covering it with a picture of your own bum or is that just how I make my memes?

Other way round for me, my IRL time contains the serious shit, I come online for escapism

Do you want to see people suffering? Because that’s fucked up.

Firstly, that sounds like a shit situation to be in, so please don’t think I’m dismissing your struggles here.

I don’t live in the same country as you and I have no power to even slightly affect your political situation. I read enough bad news about stuff that I at least have a chance to get involved in that sometimes I want to read some funnies on the internet without having to read about another shit situation. It’s not because I don’t care, it’s because it’s not worth stressing out further about something I cannot do anything about.

So yeah, that’s why people don’t want so see US politics everywhere. Just because something is very important doesn’t mean it’s very important to everyone.

Makes sense, and it’s also a more unique acronym

When did the term change from CP to CSAM? Seems like everyone changed overnight.

Very useful for the people who send out phishing scam emails

All the bank apps I’ve used have their own keyboard built-in

Is security not a merit?

A couple of years ago I set up an old iPhone as a Spotify connect device (as in it sits in a speaker dock and I play music through it controlled by my phone). It was similarly unsupported but I found a not-too-hacky way of installing an older compatible version of the Spotify app via iTunes on a PC (which involved having to install iTunes and find an apple account). I imagine there are instructions both official and amateur available for you to follow, but hopefully you should still be able to install stuff on it. Just don’t do anything involving sensitive info as you’ll be out several years of security updates!

East-Asian megacorps are kind of on a different scale if you’re not used to it though

Yes, you have described the concept of a troll, well done.