“Department of Weird Old Prentendi-Christo Wanna-be-fascists: Too dumb to succeed, too rich to leave”

(or DowopCwbfTdtstrl)

Please tell me this applies to Grok

I’m old school American

#landback!!!

Imagine what would happen if too many rich people started fucking over normal people… oh wait.

Nevermind.

!Spoiler alert!<

It won’t stick, but it’s a good start.

In a few years all of the boomers will start dying in mass numbers. Think of them as meat shields. Their inheritances will get spread out amongst many bastards and at least one of them won’t stand for this shit anymore.

If the worker-slaves live longer, you don’t have to indoctrinate & capture new ones quite as often!

Thumbnail thumbhead looks like someone that sells ice cream out of an ol’ rusty truck.

Windows 11?

I heard it’s terrible

Many flavours of Linux

Are comparable

If you want Windows to spy & train on you

Simply open your doors

Let the verified perverts in too

I’m not a Yankee, but thanks for assuming

Bremonia will have the procedures, for free. The name can be changed, I don’t care. I just need help overthrowing a few corrupt governments and I’m out.

If you think anyone but the elite will be able to afford or procure these procedures, you’re incredibly optimistic.

As soon as it gets approved, some shitty corporation will purchase the patent and lock it behind a paywall for 80+ year old geriatrics with zero fucks given towards people who actually deserve or need it.

Well hell, I look 93% identical to Frank Zappa.

If that’s all it takes to be somebody else, I might be movin’ to Montana soon…

Just like “Everything Is Bigger In Texas” is considered a self-own to the rest of the world, they’re the brunt of the joke. (Sorry Austin, you too. Yes, even SXSW)

Fingers & toes. They’ll tell the truth before all the digits are missin’, even live on their beloved Fox news.

Best they can do is no trees, half of everyone riding mobility scooters and neighbors with dogs that can poop EVERYWHERE.

I was curious where the land was, and if I could help in any way.

It’s in Texas. I made a promise to myself that I’d never go back to Texas.

Texas. Fucking. Suuuuuucks.

Please don’t call me “American”, I am a citizen of the world

At this point, saying

“Release the entire unredacted Epstein files” is probably considered terrorism.

Some of us might not make it, but at least we didn’t ignore or support a real terrorist

If I can’t fix something…instead of throwing it away, I save it to bludgeon the people responsible for creating something I can’t fix.

You better make sure I’m gone when you go into the bunker. I’m looking for air vents with company logos on them. I’ll have my deluxe HP ready, hung on a leather strap slung around my back.

…when “Squint” & “Cheesecurd” drag you from the depths of Mt. Florida, it’ll be me, “Ink Cartridge Empty” bringing the full weight of my HP2500XLRS down upon thine head!!!

The scratch is simply a metaphor.

This is a horse story…

…A found letter story, in the form of a Ken Burns documentary!!

POOF

"Dear Bobert,

I have stumbled upon a majestic lamp & read the text of lamp. A genie… neigh…a Djin then appeared. When asked for my first I gurfawed “Apple”, but sadly it was an apple of knowledge. Damned Djin. Now I am on my second wish, which I have decided is “Replace horse with car”.

Please, if this is a bad wish, alert me within the next few minutes. I realize now that it is too late, as you have already received this and I have made my wish.

Alas, I lovingly await your sheep words…

Car love you, Jim The Horse The Car"