You need a defense from a SAM man.

This must be that non-consensual himdie I keep hearing about.

That’s ridiculous, that would lead to mass unemployment in the funeral industry.

Small typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”

Laser-guided bath bombs.

Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.

Shells can cause shrapnel.

Yes, this is more something you’d find in a Sweet Pickles book.

What if you wanted to program your toasting levels on your smart toaster, but didn’t want to cross the kitchen?

Wifi signal must be incredible.

I believe in God Emperor he touched on the book mentality when Leto 2 talked with some Bene Jesserit about how machines made you treat people like machines, and that was the concept that was overthrown.

Well we’re out of cake, we didn’t expect such a rush!

But by harnessing disco ball technology, we can make this a multidirectional field defense.

Research continues in using the rapid drop of tesla stock to carry a payload to damage targets.

You’re still the feisty one, guys like that.

How many sexy airplanes and vehicles must we post before they make them?

Also, why no sexy drones?

I’m fairly sure if something dangerous is shot at you, dodging like Neo in the matrix is a normal response, even if you’re confident of shooting it down.

Because what if you don’t?

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you say my collection’s complete?

Wouldn’t you say I’m the girl, the girl who has everything?

I’ve got russian subs and helicopters. Bridges parts and train cars a plenty.

Russian surface ship? Over twenty.

But who cares? No big deal. I want mooooore.

I want to go where the yankees are

See them take fire and start dodging, juking

Losing their planes to those… what do you call them?

Oh yeah…. Anser Alwah Houthis.

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

Or, and I am just throwing out ideas, what about british football fans and vuvuzelas?