When it works I’ll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn’t work lmao

And throwing shit very well

I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…

If you think you’re useless you probably ARE being taken advantage of.

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

Care to elaborate? I can't find any information searching online.

How else did you think they got the dialup noises to play?

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

Fuck monkey, return to dimetrodon

How else are they going to protect themselves?

Actually some do say are. My dad's rear view mirror says are.

A desk sounds like exactly the type of thing that would just eventually get put together because I was bored one Tuesday. It might take a few months, but it would eventually happen

I have a parachute and a shotgun, what more do we need for an air force?!

Linux updates: here’s the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

This made me think of two things: a parody version of the song that is about vampires, and that making the entirety of Africa into Rain World for vampires

Well at least happy bir… oh it’s not? Then it must be your friend’s… oh…

Yeah, I mean ok sure if that’s what you want me to do I guess…

The only important property of a temperature scale is that it exists and is agreed upon for science. Farhenhiet and Celsius do that job equally as well.