I like beans and computers. What’s not to like!

The Orange turd final age bet I’d still on. Same for the exact time putin’s skull encompasses twice it’s current volume.

I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.

Trump…wha! No ever loving way! Let’s protect the poor from 5G! If you don’t make enough money there must be a law to prevent you from confusion from 5G! Yeah that’s it! A big guy came to me, big, crying! I haven’t got any 5G Mister Orange man. And I asked him, are you homeless my man? He said yes, so I told him how confusing 5G could be for him. So he stopped crying and had one of my McDonald’s cheeseburgers. Big guy crying.

I can’t believe nobody has suggested vitamin D deficiency. One person suggested vitamin deficiency and sure it may be more than just vitamin D, but vitamin D deficiency can make your skin dry. Specially the genitalia areas. Also you might have issues sleeping, bone density, teeth decay, ridges on your nails etc.

Sounds like a presidential test for those of presidential age.

LOL those things are hilarious to look at.

No, we’re just done with things like the orange man nazis, advertising, paywalls, borders, illegal for thee but not for me billionaires.

Bit once that’s fixed we’ll go back to clicking on links to help prince Abu Abowah of Nigeria to settle his bank account once and for all.

Sounds like a good way to do Linux phones.

WTF! Just keep it!

You know that friend who wants to sell you his laptop but keeps showing you know it works instead of letting you try it? That Microsoft. So I say fuck them, just keep the fucking thing if they love it so much that they can’t let me use it the way I want to use it -> Linux.

I sleep in the couch next to the window. When I see anything moving, any light, I’m getting up and looking through the little window on top of the door. Nevermind the full side window, I want to be stealthy… Lol.

Speak the following sentences clearly to your phone’s microphone:

I did not “silence” with that woman.
I am not a crook.
Poop in Spanish means shit.
Shit in Spanish could be anything.

Re-open Alcatraz as a tourist attraction with real live criminals like a petting zoo but for violent offenders.

Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!

But the same dads driving… Just pull into thus driveway to do the u-turn! Sure! They don’t mind! Its a driveway!

A little unrelated but still related… I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4…yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10’ and 8’ were full to the top.

You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody’s buying! Nobody’s working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there’s absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C’mon! There’s just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.

This but the hands displaying “how big it was”

I heard that episode before. Its good stuff. Unfortunately reality includes other people. Today, Sunday, I was driving from the local park to the house with all my kids onboard. The road starts as a 30mph and a minivan was following very closely behind my bumper. The road changes idiotically to a 25mph zone. So I slow down. Its 25 everywhere… Painted on the floor and on a blinking speedometer sign showing your speed and the required 25mph. The van start almost kissing my bumper. I make my left turn into our street and as I’m making the turn the guy honks and steps on it. Those people need to be bus riders. They are dangerous.

We should work on separated bike paths to narrow down the street.

I would prefer to be judged by a person. I truly hate cars but here in the general Seattle area if you don’t have a car you just can’t function. So, say you are late to work every day but you blow thru every intersection to get to work not too late, just late. That’s obviously a you problem and one day it will be someone getting hit by you and you end up in jail. But if you’re just a random person or a visitor to the city, you’ll get a ticket by surprise one day.