Now this is shitposting

Nah, delete this

Why did you use this meme template and then make literally no reference to its conversation

What in the Interdimensional Cable is this?

And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert

Never seen that one, thanks!

I know that this is a low bar, but seems like that’s where we are on internet grammar: I’m proud of you for correctly using two different forms of “its”.

Honestly guys I think we should just let her have this one. I think she needs it.

You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court

This makes me want to commit war crimes

Now you’ve jone it

Going after the rich for being wasteful with their money and hurting the environment is like the opposite of a boomer mindset…

Wait I have something to contribute here!

Thank you UPS, very helpful 👍

There are better ways to manage your anxiety than with nicotine. You’re anxious about your parents finding out because you know they’ll be upset, and they’ll be upset because of the negative impact you’re having on yourself by vaping. Maybe you should consider why they would feel that way.

No, you’re conflating two different concepts that share the term. Alcohol directly causes central nervous system depression, which is distinct from depressive disorder (aka depression) - the neurological condition. Regular alcohol use/abuse can lead to depressive disorder, but in an indirect way. CNS depressants (alcohol) actually increase GABA neurotransmitter activity, which slows brain activity. This effect on your nervous system has no known direct link to depressive disorder.

Drink fast & lift big 💪

(or set it down occasionally like the other commenter said, idk)

Honestly if they could make a beer bottle weigh 30-40 lbs I could really be into this idea

Edit: although getting a 6-pack into your car would be a bitch

Six for Sneeze, Nine for Nuke

Ok well…I sustained an injury to the tip of my dick and it turns out that’s a location that rubs on the material of your boxers or pants all the time. So I was in pretty constant discomfort. Decided to try a bandaid, and of course the standard ones really don’t sit all that flush and they would just snag and pull off inside my underwear. Then I tried one of those waterproof ones and it conformed to the shape perfectly. “Don’t worry, you won’t forget about something attached to the tip of your penis,” I told myself. But damn if those things don’t sit so comfortably you completely forget they’re there. And by god let me tell you, the absolute shock, fear, and confusion a man can feel when he’s dick in hand, has relaxed all his bladder muscles, and fully expects to start peeing, only for some phantom-handed chokehold to hold it all back a half second after release…well it’s not something you’re likely to forget.

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before