Yeah, like JavaScript

I nearly scrolled passed this without fully appreciating it.

This genuinely got me. I’m from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke… I’m not a smart woman.

“Oh no, I’m pausing it. If I have to watch it, so do you.”

Wonderful.

Hope you didn’t have the repository URL in your package.json… otherwise it’ll be gone now.

Something about that guy’s eyes makes me uncomfortable. Like they don’t match his expression in a way I can’t describe.

80% seems really low

Several scientific studies have indicated that chocolate milk is yummy.

Last company I worked at used Typescript, but used any for everything… I have no idea why. I never got an actual answer.

You forgot about the hearts and darkness. They are prominent.

They have that much information on us I’d be surprised if AI was even useful to them.

OOP could be a fully functional Artificial Intelligence in a video game and no one would notice.

It would have to be cringe to be accurate

The last one knows it’s not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.

It’s a word used by children who are worried their mum will yell at them for saying bitch.

Liar.

This is what confuses me. No one is making these people work so hard. Just have a bowl of dry cereal and a glass of milk.

If you’re paying someone $40 an hour who doesn’t know what a rectangle is then I think you’re the problem.