Almost like an inverted Hunger Games. Nice!

A repeat of the French Revolution is the real reason behind the bunkers of the ultra wealthy.

First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation.  It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it.  Everyone loves my premature ejaculation and micro dick.  They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.

How dare you!?  Think of the Investor’s Money!  Mega yachts don’t buy themselves!

Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

Fancy Mac and cheese

This visual aid needs to be updated with the 2010s and 2020s. I’ll wait.

I’ll take eight!!

In a move that surprises no one, Alphabet Inc rebrands to MINITRUE

According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

Fire post!

Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfedo primavera

Stella clearly wasn’t a good wife. She probably asked Andy to do it.

o i

♪ If it takes forever ♪

♪ I will wait for you ♪

♪ For a thousand summers ♪

♪ I will wait for you ♪

♪ Till you’re back beside me ♪

♪ Till I’m holding you ♪

♪ Till I hear you sigh ♪

♪ Here in my arms… ♪

I had setup some Lemmy accounts a while back but was procrastinating on settling into them.  Received a 2-week ban for a Rule 1 violation because suggesting that users own their hardware is apparently violent.  Took the opportunity to finally finish setting up in the Fediverse and haven’t opened Reddit since.

Everyone knows that it’s dangerous minorities that make you fat!

Ask your Doctor if c/lemmyshitpost is right for you! Side affects may include absurdity, nausea, diarrhea and gastrointestinal distress.

Who do these people think they are, making jokes on shitposts? I’d report myself to the mods if that was an option!