The comment:

# This code does exactly what you asked: Never change state, only fetch the state and return the difference

the code: hallucinated database table drops

absolute coward. The court should have deputized someone to drag his ass in regardless.

No way in hell I get a free pass for telling the judge “I totally stopped speeding, promise, so Im gonna skip the court showing”

Goes well with their new fish sandwich mascot Sea Sam!

Gonad Bloke does not sound like a nickname you want.

Same diff. I’ve also turned down the “do you want to maintain this” call. Still don’t blame him.

I’ve been in that position for something nowhere near as important as the Linux Kernel. It SUCKS. I don’t want an AI to take over, but I don’t blame him for wanting to step down.

racooneter?

metercoon?

I don’t feel comfortable using either of those words.

I would trust Linus Torvalds to use AI to do this because the AI is literally trying to copy him when it writes that code. In that context, he is the training data.

Grant would have gotten blackout drunk and set Trump on fire.

I like to believe Washington would have as well

No, he said “Well, I raped children on child rape island, what else could I do? Genocide? Nazi Resurgence? World War Three? Why not all of the above!”

Probably something like this. At the very least, I’m pretty sure a few of these are currently piloting Ted Cruz’s human suit.

it’s basically a stock photo. If someone used AI to make this, they’re dumb as rocks.

I’ll give you a hint, he got to “raping children” and then kept going.

They’re not wrong about the ruling incentivising CP though. I’m sure we’ll see shitloads of sites outright advertising it now

The downside to this avenue is that it’s up to the Supreme Court to decide if you’re right or wrong, which won’t happen until they give you a lawyer…which they don’t want to do.

A Man. A Plan. A Gestapo.

Guantanamo.

The USS Epic Dumbass

Or maybe it’ll be like ship names in Halo:

the USS Travesty of Greed

USS Racist Clown

USS Traitorous Fuckstick