oh yeah? well my grandma’s 212 year old great grandpa picked it up within seconds.

Anyone see the Johnny English with the American billionaire cyber-terrorist Jason Volta as the main antagonist?

That’s how I see news coming from Washington developing on a daily basis.

We need you Rowan Atkinson.

Jolly good

So you’re saying I can remove it and stab again??

More of a

visits Italy for the first time over summer

continues to tell every living soul that their father’s father’s neighbour’s goldfish, was italian

… scenario