I just finished playing X3: Terrain Conflict, and I’ll never play another X game.

As an achievement hunter, I normally play past the point of normal enjoyment, but this game told me, more or less, to go fuck myself.

The first kick in the nuts was completing “Dead Is Dead” mode.

You don’t get to save (with the exception of shutting the game down, but the save will delete upon starting it back up).

The game is prone to crashes, meaning you can have your entire save wiped in an instant because the game decides it doesn’t like it when you use the fast forward function within 10 seconds of a cut scene.

On top of that, one of the campaigns requires you to set up a massive complex of microchips and silicon, which also has a chance of triggering a crash each time you place a factory down.

The final 2 achievements are basically “grind until we say stop”. Which functionally resulted in me leaving my computer on overnight, four nights in a row.

The fact that the devs left the game in this state is inconsiderate at best, and disrespectful at worst.

Besides, the game is basically just an excel sheet simulator, it really isn’t very engaging.

It’s bound to happen.

Sony has been breaking into the PC space for a bit now.

Yeah I’m just going to assume this is a joke.

If you forget all this shit, then why would you be able to remember it for the sake of the story?

Diagnosed ADHD BTW. I get it. Just doubt this one.

Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.

It’s in the name CHRIST!

Jokes on you, I have structure and still do nothing for days.

I’m never alone when I’ve got my very own life sized, anatomically correct, Rouge doll, with alternate costume from Sonic Adventure 2.

(Yes I did get A rank on each level, so I’m allowed to dress her up in it).

YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE STACEY!

That’s much better than just calling it Executive Disorder.

I really don’t want to tell people I have ED.

You gotta admit though, it’s a bit of a power move.

NK sent the balloons in retaliation to SK sending anti-NK pamphlets.

This is NK’s way of saying “you send us shit, and we’ll send you shit back”.

When I was 12 my Mum gave me my first PC, it was a second hand work PC with a tiny HDD.

There wasn’t enough space to install The Sims, so I deleted the Program Files folder, thinking I don’t need any programs, only games.

I bricked my PC lol. Needed a tech to reinstall Windows. Thankfully, I could tell him I needed enough space for the game and he debloated it as much as he could. Legend.

Its literally a bad prototype for the ps3 lol

Sony Teases Futuristic Phones and PlayStation Controllers

Sony can tease my asshole.

Looty, Shooty, Auto & Booty.

Use it as a stable diffusion img-to-img template, and outpaint it so he’s riding a duck in a pond.

I realised all these years later that so many games from my childhood had the issue of “floaty characters”.

Mario 64 felt so good because you could run at full speed, snap the alalog stick back and jump, and Mario would pivot on a bees dick and launch himself at your face.

Explicit Sync gets me chubbed up bro.

You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve fantasised about the GPU syncing up with the kernel.

Think about how hot the GPU would be when it tells the kernel it’s just about to finish (rendering).

I could just sit in my room alone, all day, curtains closed, door locked, watching the compositor display my applications without any jitter.

The way I’ve always thought about it:

You’re listening to music at a party, but there’s lots of people around you talking so you keep getting distracted.

Stimulants turn the music up, so the sound of talking disappears.

Considering the Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch has a comprehensive list of known bugs, this patch is very underwhelming.

Being strong doesn’t make you a capable fighter.

Knocking someone out is not as easy as it may seem, it takes skill, more than strength.

One in eight men think they could score a point against Serena Williams

Who do you think would win between an Olympic level male swimmer, or an amateur level female UFC fighter?

The only backstory you need is right after the prelude, it showed that she was really good at judo.

A woman beating the shit out of a man does not defy physics.