Ram compression called CRAM? I’m sold

Right, right. Everyone’s “expletive” if they’re not doing what you want, aren’t they?

Oh! Narcissistic behaviour in the wild.

Narcissus was a mythological figure known for his self-obsession, but ordinary narcissists can’t be self-contained like that; they need other people to support their self-obsession.

What?

I would pretty much assume someone was a narcissist if thet explicitly wanted to avoid language that could hold them accountable

Coyote ugly

Who dreams of working?

Begrudgingly upvoted for effort

I’ve long worried that the government will steal the perfect pour over recipes me and the bot are cooking up.

I don’t wanna get Epsteined over good coffee

… But a man can’t live on his knees either

So if Putin calls it the Anti-Plague Research Institute we can be pretty sure they’re actively creating plagues right?

Soapy season

So the joke is sex?

I have no idea what’s going on here

You can for sure force things, and reap the consequences.

Lifelong friendships aren’t made, they happen.

No I mean even “going up to people” is bad.

Let it happen organically, you can’t force lifelong friendships. They happen on vibes.

That’s not how it works.

If you want to find friends, that is ACTUAL FRIENDS THAT LIKE YOU, be yourself and do things you want to do.

The people you meet in that way will like the actual you.

Don’t try to become a different version of yourself to find friends, and then be surprised when they don’t like the real you.

A full mammogram

How about a metric ton of tiddies

Wokecel