“so, it all started with this fuckin gorilla…”

Right? I mean, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh

Octopipuses?

My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, “oh wait, I’m lactose intolerant” his girlfriend wasn’t pleased, but I didn’t have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

Wait… Caffeine drinks, like coffee an energy drinks, have always made me sleepy and I’ve always had that attributed to my ADHD. Is that a possibility or have I been mislead?