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The Iron Dream is a metafictional 1972 alternate history novel by American author Norman Spinrad. The book has a nested narrative that tells a story within a story. On the surface, the novel presents a post-apocalyptic adventure tale entitled Lord of the Swastika, written by an alternate-history Adolf Hitler shortly before his death in 1953. In this timeline, Hitler emigrated from Germany to the United States in 1919 after the Great War, and used his modest artistic skills to become first a pulp science fiction illustrator and later a successful writer, telling lurid, purple-prosed, pro-fascism stories under a thin science fiction veneer. The nested narrative is followed by a faux scholarly analysis by a fictional literary critic, Homer Whipple, which is said to have been written in 1959.

Feel free to go buy your own house then buddy

Get him

I’ve been here the whole time and I don’t know what the fuck is going on nor have I seen much of it. Now people complaining about it happening? Oh yeah, I’ve seen heaps of that.

Know thy enemy

Did you grow up within a smaller radius to Hulk Hogan?

Especially after he started yelling ‘like and subscribe’ from the rooftop

Fun fact, Americans are dumb

Fair

Grandpa… damn Daniel was like 10 years ago?

You’re a little bitch

I’m dealing with it fine, I just said it’s stupid. You don’t seem to be dealing too well though so perhaps you should look inward at your ability to ‘deal with it’.

Yes they can, but the use of ‘too afraid to ask’ implies they won’t or can’t do it.

But he did ask, which is why it’s even stupider.

Fucking retarded

Akshhuuually

I can’t wait to take Christmas off you all

You think the police will come and take care of you because you feel scared when there's an active shooter on the loose?

Ridiculous.

Well yes it would but not entirely.

The old saying 'buy land because they aren't making anymore of it' is true. As the world population grows, owning large amounts of land will be scarcer and scarcer. Most young people can't afford a home in any western nation across the world and it'll only get worse the world over as time goes on and the population continues to grow.

I'm on your side mostly but the property prices going up in those 30 years would net you a fortune alone. You could likely sell it as is and triple your money