Stupidity*

Half way there

Jacking off the mayor

Take his cock

We’ll please it I swear.

Woah oh

Jacking off the mayor.

I knew a kid in high school who’s family had spent some time living in a van. I guess the kid had an ongoing joke that they ended up in the van because his dad refused to learn java. Kinda funny, kinda sad. Couldn’t help but think of that when I saw this.

This is pretty fucking terrifying. Especially when you start consider how it would propel itself.

Fucking love when my wife leaves, and I take my right hand off and enjoy my N*KED LADY BOOK.

Wouldn’t “Putting the Pop in Popeyes” make more sense and less hassle?

Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?

Lol’d at this. Great job.