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And how has Eve been treating you?

Keep track of how many times you notice the sock without picking it up to shame yourself with the knowledge later when you finally muster the dopamine to do it!

Same with Boston. The games are being played in Foxboro, next to a strip mall, a train ride away from the city (they’ll have the new platform finished by June 12th, promise)

furiously scribbling notes

She’s right, they do though!

That’s Pete Hegseth

The chimpanzee, or the f-35? One is an intelligent hominid, the other a quintessential example of a military industrial complex boondoggle underperforming for decades

What’s barq?

edit uwu thanks~

And it’s Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!

Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

Wait a minute…