Are earthquakes the planet having an orgasm?

Sloppy joe from Wish

No you’re not.

I believe this is the woman in her 30’s being referred to in the title.

Acknowledging that they are obese is stating a fact. Claiming that they wouldn’t or couldn’t take good care of their dog because of their obesity is fat shaming. They’re not 600+lbs-can’t-leave-the-bed obese.

You have given Dobby clothes. Dobby is free!

But is it Earth itself that kills the birds? Seeing as it is the rock quality of the Earth we’re after, how many birds die from being struck by it? Does flying into the ground count as being struck by the Earth, if it is the bird that launches itself against it?