If I have a nickel for everytime someone said “The cloud never goes down”.

I’d have a lot of nickels and would spend my time doing something I like a lot more than working 🤑.

I’ll take the non-AI using pharmacist for the win. Thank you very much.

Try this: DSL Linux

Would Sprit Halloween really take a chance on something that shabby?

I think not.

I once abused an SMTP relay (my own) by emailing Novell a 400+ MB memory dump. Their FTP site kept timing out.

After all that, and them swearing they had to have it, the OS team said “Nope, we’re not going to look at it”. Guess how I feel about Novell after that?

This was in the mid-90’s.

Uncle Sam couldn’t handle the success the metric system would bring. /s

That’s definitely fixed my friend.

Where’s Major Tom?

You know what’s denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete

Well, until it hardens that is. /s

In my US state, you can be fired for “no reason” also.

The US doesn’t have any real worker protections. And one political party in particular is trying their damnedest to remove the few we do.