TragicNotCute

!remindme how annoying these fucking comments were.

It said “yeah”.

Double checkmate.

I just asked it and it says that it can.

Checkmate.

It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

He’s high as balls

Falkland Islands

Yes, this checks out.

100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.

Ain’t got the cake but he’s got the spirit.

Even funnier to give someone a Windows 98 version and watch the brain hurt a bit.

I was expecting some reflection or some larger message or lesson the author learned. Nah, he drank a lot of Red Bulls, got predictably sick, and documented it. I appreciated reading it though. I kinda want a Red Bull now…

The gun isn’t labeled. I doubt it’s Ben’s work.

And what IS my privilege internet stranger? I’m making a good faith argument on the internet that you disagree with, but I’m a stranger to you and you have no idea of what my daily life looks like or how much privilege I have or do not have.

I appreciate the disagreement, but I don’t appreciate assumptions of what kind of fucking castle I live in or how isolated I am from current events or political violence.

As a thought exercise: if he succeeded, doesn’t that only further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?

I don’t like Trump either so I get the feeling behind the message, but I don’t see any universe where a successful assassination attempt is a net positive for the country. Seems like it only furthers division and probably leads to a worse place overall.

Would love to know how I’m wrong though.

proper test envs

Nah, let’s direct ship anything any vendor sends us.

Just switch to TV ogre. It’s twice as fast as books.

I mean, they weren’t truly toilet paper rolls, just similar shape, size, and material. These were waxed on the inside to prevent them from dissolving once you put ice cream in them.

Squinting at phone intensifies

Lemme get that skincare routine tho

Honestly, actually quoting his (translated) comments might have been just as powerful.

They fuck it afterwards, don’t they