Ask any teacher and they’ll tell you that A) kids are getting dumber and more behind academically every year and B) It’s because of phones/social media. When you have 8th graders reading at a 3rd grade level, like over half of the class, that’s a problem. It starts when irresponsible parents shove an iPad in front of their kid at 2 years old and since most parents can’t be bothered to do the right thing (like most people) laws like this are necessary.

Good. Now the U.S please.

THAT’S A VERY AMBITIOUS PROCESS. I SALUTE YOU BROTHER, GODSPEED.

THAT LOOKS LIKE A TIME CONSUMING PROCESS. YOU MUST BE VERY AMBITIOUS TO EAT ALL THAT HOG.

HAHA I WISH BROTHER AROO

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