As an enthusiast for both leaf soup and bean juice, it seems like most coffee drinkers think of cheap, old, dusty teabag tea, overboiled to taste like bitter vegetables in sewage water, while most tea drinkers think of pure dark overroasted burnt coffee, preground too finely (or as the worst kind of instant coffee), tasting like acid in an ash tray, like those are your only two options.

Both coffee and tea can be so terrible and also so wonderful. I guess my favorite coffee takes quite some preparation and my favorite tea cost me about as much as a junkie’s crack addiction. But both can be really nice if you spend a little more money on a quality product and take the bit of effort to prepare it properly.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with canned chicken, they didn’t stop to think if they should chicken.

People are so quick to judge the murder trolley system, but they don’t even understand it. They want to take away the rights of murder trolley conductors just because they have no idea what it’s like. They just hear that people die and hop on the anti-murder-trolley-bandwaggon. Sure, a few people die but it’s not that many and some of them might be bad people. There’s two sides to every story. Coming from a loving murder-trolley-conductor family I can assure you, NOT conducting the murder-trolley is the immoral thing to do. Just look at the impact on overpopulation and the decline in overall old-age disease in murder-trolley countries. I bet most people haven’t even tried it and just want to judge.

It was a little boulder, such a little boulder, but it reminded me of a large boulder, yeah just in miniature size.

I guess it depends, I see a lot of places with escalators and regular stairs were people usually go up on the escalator but use whichever one is closer or has fewer people on it to go down just out of laziness/comfort.

An escalator lifts more people up than it lets down. Stop letting people walk all over you. Keep moving forward.

“Great job team! We’ve increased our profits more than ever before! Now we need your help more than ever to increase profits even further. Unfortunately we cannot afford to pay our employees more, because of the great investmemts we need to make to keep increasing our profits!”

What about second breakfast?

Have a nice day

Happens to the best of us. They need to reinvent pants so this doesn’t happen as easily.