1. Hit head on desk.
2. If image persists, return to step 1.

Rimocracy

Octopus Launcher has been great so far!

Are these ads context dependent? I’d love to see what it would come up with for this.

Is the middle prong not for perineum stimulation?

For me, this was the post.

Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

It’s not a joke. I’m not personally into it, but a few people enjoy it.

Did you know your urethra can also taste spicy? Try sounding a Thai chili pepper!

Cocktails are $20 a pop. Hell, mocktails are like $15 a pop and they don’t contain alcohol.

You say “have to”. I say “get to”.

Bigfoot got some cake

Hamsters? No. Gerbils? Possibly.

But what if the Wall People don’t approve of you because you won’t fart into other peoples’ mouths?

Oh, and I was. Many times.

Ah, that’s a bummer. Thank you for finding it!

I need to print this out and put it up somewhere. If I even remember to do it. I’m such a dummy who can’t remem-

OK I’m going to print this right now.

dies mid way through Jigsaw explaining it to me again for the fifth time

Jigsaw: god dammit why do I keep getting the ADHD ones

These are pretty sturdy, for sure.

One plant I killed was a mamey sapote, and another a blood orange. Both were plants that I grew from fruit that I ate. It was a bummer since I’d had both for over a year.

I just killed the fuck out of two of my plants and now I see this. Well, at least my coffee is good.