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Something kind of beautiful about the prep time required for the Whisky Ball juxtaposed against the absolute peak of laziness that is the Uncrustable.

Wait… is that the reason Flutterbutter has been excluded at the dog park!?

Does a theory need to be understood or explained to be tested/proven?

Evolution is the most proven theory we have, it has been tested over and over.

I’ll see your Theory of Evolution and raise you the Theory of Gravity.

For me personally, they are a thing I get excited for, have dozens of ideas on what to wear randomly throughout the year. Then on October 31st suddenly realize it’s Halloween and I still don’t have a costume. Now I have to panic to find something that doesn’t look rushed, usually on a work day, and I need to get candy to hand out like I promised my significant other I wouldn’t forget this year. And by the time I make that happen, it’s a stupid costume and some lame last minute bag of candy, and I know it screams that I put it all off until the last minute again, and wearing it stresses me out because now all I can think about is how it’s a visual manifestation of my inability to manage even the simplest tasks.

So yeah…

Snollygoster

I Fuckin hope so Louie.

You ever read a post before checking the title? I was this close to asking “For real? Can I see?”, before I checked…

But for real though… can I see?

I feel like a key difference between Google’s search Monopoly and Valve’s is the fact that Google paid off the competition to be the default on basically every browser.

Valve’s de facto monopoly is very real, or at least they absolutely dominate the PC game market (IANAL, no clue if Valve’s monopoly passes the legal bar). But outside of the SteamDeck and a couple gaming focused laptop’s, Steam doesn’t get forced on any user as the default. They personally install it.

If there’s a Churu on the other side

I’ve tried to explain the same thing about cats, but fools never learn.

Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon… that’s yo mamma!”.

Sure, but I was talking about general complaints. Things like, “the drivers here are so bad”, “the winters are too cold and the summers are too hot”, “the government sure is poorly run”, “the yellow sports car parked out in front of the fast food place I work looks so stupid”, “I hate my boss and his stupid name, like seriously, who is named Methuselah Honeysuckle”, and “If they don’t give me a raise this time, I’m going to start a union, I’m serious, working a Chipotle sucks”.

You know, the kind of stuff that could never be traced back to me.

Well, guess it’s nice to know I’m not giving away my location when I complain.

it’s immigrants who brought their culture and then adapted it

Yep, those are American’s.

Seems like you just did

My mom would always say “being able to take good advice is like learning to ride a bike… you can’t help but do it on you’re own time, when you’re ready, not a moment sooner.”

On one hand, I fully agree with you.

On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.

The correct order for the arrows is up, down, left, right, ok. Or even the Konami code if you are feeling cheeky.

Otherwise, yeah, you nailed it.

Ok, sure… it’s definetly an abomination… but on the other hand…