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Sorry to hear that bro.

Yikes…

This is surely satire right? Why’s everyone taking it so seriously?

I think you’re on the same page, but mean false negatives not false positive.
False negatives being the potential that you have the virus, but the scanner wasn’t able to identify it so returned a “you’re all clean” when in fact, you’ve got a dirty virus and should have listened in health class.