Live long… and be happy?

The honor is mine. The glory is yours.

Well damn. I didn’t realize I was that up there.

I was using just memory to post at first but, as you’ve seen, reposts happened. I’ve been using a system since in trying to avoid reposts. My apologies <3

It happens. Also you’re commenting on a 4 month old post lol

I… I WAS KIDDING!

I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you’re famous just because you have a large meme collection but I’m fairly sure I’ve told you and why you said that, you ass

Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

And that he did.

And do you know what? In payment for that, I’ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

None of you people are funny and I hate you

I try my best <3

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

Just tired of enduring. I want to thrive, man.

Oh I’ve been homeless before, years ago. Thank you though <3 Half of my 20s after escaping an abusive relationship. But this is a lot different this time around and I’m not doing too well. And it’s driving me insane because of both how it happened but also how simple a fix it is in comparison to all the shit I hear around the world. Like I keep seeing shit about people throwing money after money at whatever, whether from the rich all the way down to people just being able to buy games that are coming out and I’m here freaking out over less than half of a thousand dollars. Just a reminder of a life I’ll never have. That’s what’s killing me.

That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

Well you might find out soon because I’ma probably be homeless tomorrow.

PREPARE THINESELF.

By god! You’ve done it!

Zero so far. Am sad.