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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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Joined 1 year ago
Cake day: June 12th, 2023
  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoMemes@lemmy.ml•the Germ-ans
    5·
    16 days ago

    A schmetterling is the approximate amount of shit one spackles into the bowl of the toilet after a particularly fibrous day. It’s not so much that it clogs the plumbing or anything, but it certainly leaves a schmetterling of evidence behind for the next man to attempt to knock loose with his stream.

    A very beautiful word.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoMemes@lemmy.ml•Zen Z
    11·
    1 month ago

    I perceive remaining time much better with an analogue clock. It’s also why I perceive time in fractions. I think it’s the superior clock, and people should probably learn to fucking read one since they’re everywhere.

    I also think it’s kind of insane that we’re not at least learning how to read cursive in schools anymore. There are countless documents written in English that English speakers will not be able to properly decipher.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Brain teasersEnglish
    231·
    1 month ago

    I truly do struggle to recall specifics from yesterday or sometimes earlier today, considerably so when it comes to work. I’ll be asked how work went and I usually just say “Eh, it was worky.”, because I honestly have no fucking clue. I’ve retained a rough outline of the day. About 20% of it at best. Was that yesterday? Was that today? I have to commit a lot of extra brainpower to recall conversations I had with co-workers (unless they were out of the ordinary or confrontational). I suspect it’s due to the monotony of a full-time job, but maybe I have a tumor.