Offensive language.

Needs this to be in the middle.

It’s all very well people going on about accordion man’s impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you’d soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.

Back in the day I was told:

The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps

The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!

When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?

Dell are shit. It was a good day when the last Dell in the family was switched out for Macs.*

*I don’t like Macs either but I could plausibly refuse to support them on the basis that I didn’t know how they worked and the hardware is all locked down.

Some decade and change ago I used to sell people Drupal installs at £200 a pop. They’d get a pretty secure codebase, the ability to add content through a gui and if necessary have customer accounts.

Pretty much what killed it as a business was everyone expected to be on the first page of Google because business advisers were telling them that sitebuilders should do SEO as standard.

How am I supposed to ask for my yellow bentines now?

Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.

Exploits of a mom

What if the gut biome is secretly controlling the brain? What then, huh?

The word ‘cat’ doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence…

I reckon that Don being who he was and Frank being who he was there’d have been an incident at some point anyway. Jimmy Carl Black on the subject: https://youtu.be/rdZAx5YnwGE?si=E7YHJH-5psNxKyGe&t=1371

Where can I read about that?

That he was and I think that Captain Beefheart was also a strong contender.

I think that Zendaya’s version was also inspired by Hajime Soroyama.

Yes, but the vast majority of us do have some insecurities and you can at least be honest with yourself and your partner about them.