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SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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We need to boycott Procter & Gamble!! They’re stealing our jobs and turning them into soap!
6·4 days agoI’ll settle with panel 3, if possible
Could this be one of the reasons why Iove both dragons and crows? Because shiny?
Ernest movies are the kinda cringe one can be proud to admit to loving
Does that mean I became a slutt on graduation day?
As did I. You said it better than I did and in less words
You will drown in a lake of your own wanting
Kinky
This job is gonna blow…
3·5 days agoLow testosterone? Try Southern View 1900: Speed Limit 35 edition
Any good? Would you recommend it?
Oddly enough, I feel like the downvotes are deserved in regards to the particular dean pictured, so this is a post where the downvotes are something to be proud of.
I am a little stoned rn and may have worded that poorly.
This is one of those weird ass gifs I can’t look away from
Damn. Now I need a live action Venture Bros
I think it’s safe to assume it’s a dean thing
I named it , therefore you can’t get rid of it. That crumbs name is Gene
Definitely gonna go watch that. Brb, folks!
Edit. Omfg that is some damn good context 🤣 Didn’t expect him to just instantly collapse onto the floor like that
Does anyone know the context to this gif? Idk what show it’s from, but a guy flopping on the floor requires context