I was 1 hour late, give or take, to comment this

You could make me leave your yard with this

if that was your clear use case, i kinda get that. dd/mm date on watches are rare, and perpetual calendars are only something i heard of in rolexes, and i would rather write a date on my hand with a ball-point pen each day before i buy a rolex for what they ask for it

I know a ton of people love g-shock, and i respect you guys, but to me it looks like something i would pick up on my way to drive a main battletank into the heart of russia

Fart of a deal!

The fascism was the friends we really wished would stay dead along the way, preferably in the ditch

So women are basically McRibs, confirmed?

a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

as said before, that person was not advocating for anything. he made a qualified statement, which you answered to with examples of kids in cults and flipped out calling him all kinds of nasty things.

Bold and controversial choice for pizza topping, but noone complained yet

/s

heaviest

i just asked gemini that, and is listed celesteele or what and another with the same weight. i checked this link

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pokémon_by_weight#903.0_lbs._to_2204.4_lbs._(409.6_kg_to_999.9_kg)

and it seems to check out. weird it would screw that up for you…

I recently got apple intelligence on my phone, and i had to google around to see what it really does. i couldn’t quite figure it out to be honest. I think it is related to siri somehow (which i have turned off, because why would that be on?) and apparently it could tie into an apple watch (which i don’t have), so i eventually concluded that it doesn’t do anything as of right now. Might be wrong though.

finally somebody asking the real questions.

But what if she finds the one before she finds me? :(

You guys make me feel like i’m missing out :(

You guys are getting 2 bucks?

The real plot twist

How am i going to dig myself out?

Well, now you learned something :D