Yeah he’s the pretentious friend that can’t watch a movie until he’s messed with the color settings for like 10 minutes.

“I will intentionally film the entire movie with the lense cap on. If you can’t see the movie, that’s your problem. It means you’re not a true cinephile like me. Movies weren’t meant to be watched”

Tosses scarf

-Christopher Nolan probably

Fun fact, this guy is an ex wrestler named Ryback. I say ex wrestler because even though he’s not retired, nobody will hire him. He’s bat shit crazy.

It’s a Werther’s originals flavored mcflurry really, so not that hard to name it

What’s crazy to me is that if you go to a smoothie place, they add sugar. I have to specify that my mango and fruit smoothies don’t require additional sugar cause their recipes add it for some reason

-He really has an ugly face.

-He is certainly ugly.

-But, you know what, that’s not really what bothers me about this. What bothers me is that he looks like an old woman.

-Right! Well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but I feel like that was the look of the times.

-No, no, but it’s not just that though, Mac, it’s not.

-I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan, right?

-Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?

Hey was that Russian mercenary guy the source for the guy pointing meme??

Took me a sec

Where are all the “y’all calling Drake a pedo cause you’re jealous!” People now? I remember how hard they defended his creep years ago when people started talking about his creepiness

He looks like Martin Sheen

What if after it’s cooked you just cut it up with scissors?

North American, upper middle class authoritarian communists. That shit is just cosplay for them lol

I mean these days when I look at a university kid I just assume “wealthy parents” with what university costs.

I think I got a wheelchair and a bell in my garage somewhere

Reminder that this “Angel” was a deadbeat abusive father, who let his new wife abuse and terrorize his children.

So like basically they are making their “exclusives” exclusive again? Shitty of them to even sell them to PC users if they’re not playable. They should have just not done anything

How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?

Of course, but it doesn’t mean a 25 year old isn’t gonna be a good parent. My mom had me when she was 17 and she’s an incredible mom, her and my dad are still together 40 years later.

Meanwhile my wife’s parents had her when they were in their 40s and to this day they’re the most immature shit parents I know

Very much so. But if you’re waiting to be a mature grown up before you gave kids you may as well give it up. You’re never mature enough you’re never ready enough. My wife had old parents, her mom was 46 when she was born. Her parents are the most immature people I know

Who says I didn’t want my kids? I did, I love em. But we all decide when we want em. I decided I wanted them young, when I have energy and time to give them. I kinda think having kids old is irresponsible and not great health wise