SirBucksworth
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My girlfriends ass?
Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?
Taking karate lessons
Didn’t know that Kevin Hart also plays football! What a talented guy!
Where you don’t wanna wake up; Everything is fcked, everybody sucks; You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify rippin someone‘s head off; No human contact, and if you interact Your life is on contract! Your best bet is to stay away, motherfcker! It’s just one of those days!
If you want my chicken and you think it’s crispy, cmon baby let me know!
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
221·11 months agoAnd when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes
Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!
„1% of people hoarding 99% of wealth in the world, and most of them have the same skin color and religion like me? It has to be the fault of people with a different skin color and/or religion that I’m not getting richer!“
Yeah maybe you‘re right! I‘ll check it out… just for a friend
I‘ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going
„Shmizzelty shmans, you’re pooping your pants!“
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