I always wanted it to be CELERY MAN, personally.

Your first link is clearly an artist with a WEEKND anal sphincter.

Pass the ranch dressing, please.

Daily Destruction of Sanity.

Let’s hear it for America’s Suitehearts!

Get out there and be somebody!

Yeah, I understand, but I hold on to the notion that if there were representatives with a backbone, these orders would be challenged, with impeachments and other actions rightfully taken.

Has Congress declared war? I thought that was the legal avenue for actions such as these.

So… prison?

But… But… Blackjack and hookers…

An amateurgrammar, if you will.

It does. Signed, US Citizen.

Does Germany have a sex offender registry? If so, the social sentence may continue well after release. While not quite the same, hopefully she can begin healing and move on with her life while his torment just begins.

Mike Teevee might have some fatal complications after the Taffy puller.

If that’s true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition simple, and field bases?

You could also see nature from the ceiling, floors, and inside as they scurry out of your way to the breakfast nook.

HEY GUYS, CHRIS^tina FIX HERE, and today I’m gonna show you how to bundle for winter cycling!

It’s safe to vote now as they are at 50.

Does anyone know what Lou Gehrig suffered from?

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