If you have diarrhea sometimes the shit tank refills before the piss tank.

I’m not your amigo, friend.

There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.

Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.

Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting

Aneurysm posting even.

Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.

You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

Stevie looks like a melting penis.

She’s British.

A whole lot of witty banter and catty remarks.

The steam machine looks awesome but I’m really excited for their controller.

The steam deck feels great to game on.

Fucking other men is actually the straightest thing you can do.

No cuddles.

No discord.

Now you sound like my pastor.

No I’m a lone wolf.

Where’s the bag of coke that you stole from your mother’s boyfriend?

Why not just elect him for another term like every other civilized country?

Reddit stock has almost doubled since I stopped creating content for them.

Yeah that is why the fascists took over we need to bolster our numbers.

Now and then, I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so happy you could die.