They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.
They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.
I just like to be the little spoon
Go to the cops and prove you are from the future. Get there a few days early with the lottery numbers on a piece of paper or smth. That might get them to take you seriously. Of course they will never let you go back.
It’s not, but then I’m Bavarian. What do I know about the rest of Germany?
You should tell them that this pronunciation sucks.
I wasn’t going to, but now I’m getting them out of spite
Bullies 4 life
Your weakness disgusts me
Never update, never reboot. Clearly the safest method. Tried and true.
All the memes use baked beans though. More expensive and with a truckload of sugar in the sauce. IMHO the most inferior way to eat beans.
What does the rest of the world do then? Cook twice or thrice a day? That’s just silly.
Yarr harr fiddle dee dee
Ah yes, just buy some gadget, write some scripts and maybe it actually works if my monitor supports it. OR I KEEP USING DARK MODE. Choices choices…
Imma keep it real with you. I ain’t fiddling with my monitors buttons to change the brightness three times a day.
Can’t even feel anything though. Can you penetrate any harder my guy?
I’m in a lot of shampain
It’s the worst!
Exactly. Everybody should be taught to leave me the fuck alone.
I ain’t going a day without onions for anything in the world.