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Sears Pong, anyone?

If Americans in general voted it would be great. Our turnout rate is atrocious.

I had dreams of video game-style navigation with translations and overlays on the world. Instead, I have to keep an eye out for these things anytime I go into a public restroom.

Billionaires need their heads separated from their bodies. Nothing more.

Bots and children look alike in text.

Is this about the guy who made Tesseract?

“I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!”

They’re catching the invisible katana of Satan.

Of course they’re going to try to capitalize on it. You don’t invest in something without expecting some kind of return.

I never said I hoped they were, just that I expect them to be. I’d rather see them live a long, miserable life in prison as well.

I’m guessing she technically means ex-boyfriend.

How long before they’re Epstein’d because they know too much?

And Eastern Washington is the state’s Bible Belt.

He was never the same after he exploded that bird.

Kate McKinnon’s abduction sketches are pretty stellar.

The dude on the ride is the only one of them with any balls at all. It’s a carnival ride that 12-year-olds go on.

What a bunch of wimps.

Keith Richards’ senior class photo.

And how should we collect those taxes…