Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

Roy: How?!

Moss: Made in Britain!

Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

Make a list of all the people vulnerable enough to post that information and start messaging them to get as much more as they will give.

Gets me every time.

Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.

That second “0” should be a “9”. I don’t know why I’m so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

That comment makes me think you’ve committed unspeakable culinary crimes.

Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?

Another week, and they’ll be dust.

Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.

Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.

What, a 3-month holiday?

Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.

Thanks for the thorough response. I appreciate it. I do enjoy the more thoughtful engagement of Lemmy compared to Reddit.

Gotchu, fam:

Sounds like you’ve been afflicted with management a time or two in your past.

Why is this not top comment?

That’s tragic. I’m sorry to hear that. A cursory search shows a lawsuit for grooming a minor that was settled out of court. Not a good look at all.

[Seinfeld voice] “What’s the deal with white, suburban, middle-class people?”

Edit: Oops. Technically, that was The Left Rights. I’ll leave this here because “close enough.”