He went to prison.

Naw, because then you have that obnoxious /trees /marijuanaenthusiasts dynamic that makes everyone look like a ten year old.

Hilariously they still call them millenials.

C’mon man. I was good at shooting people, running fast, and taking orders. That means I’m management material for an office for an insurance firm.

Who gives a fuck? (Yes, I’m attacking OP here too)

I’d put good money on your take.

It’s all fun and games until the guy gets caught because we helped the NYPD find him via the wide reach of memes eventually finding someone who recognizes him and never saw their press release.

Sounds like socialism either way, and my wise elected leaders said that’s bad.

ELI5?

For someone like me, no.

Counter space, cabinet space.

I suspect we’re dealing with a difference in how you two are defining “excess.”

“A lot more than normal” vs “a quantity sufficient to be toxic/medically harmful.”

Fleshodynamic*

Sarcasm is pretty much by definition lying to insult someone or something.

Best case scenario the judge holds you in contempt of court. Worst case you go to prison for perjury.

Is it possible this young man has poor judgement and risk analysis when faced with deciding between momentary joy at the expense of future harm?

Fiduciary duties cut both ways.

Funny and technically perjury.

What a relief! I was worried she might outlive her grandma. Thanks for tying up the cliffhanger.

That’s what Jesus said when you slid out of your mom’s front butt.

Do you have any idea what jars of teeth go for these days???