So basically their whole thing boils down to “The people who don’t like us are the people we’re trying to stop anyway, and everyone else is just wrong when they don’t like us.” When challenged on things like performance impacts they insist that they can’t provide metrics, because it would be difficult to get permission, and even if they did nobody would believe them anyway. Any time a third party provides those metrics, though, those are lies because those third parties are all pirates. So again, everyone who doesn’t like Denuvo is actually just wrong, at least according to Denuvo.

This effort at defending themselves is just so hilariously bad. Not only did they utterly fail to make themselves look any better in any way, the absolute shallowness of their answers makes them look so much worse.

Fuck Denuvo, absolute bunch of clowns, the lot of them.

Okay but “The chaos” wasn’t what made Vampire Survivors so good, and having to control two characters in “double the chaos” just sounds like a headache.

How are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?

Dude I was just thinking the should be an in- game calculator button. Sweet.

LOL I CANT BELIEB HOW DUM U ALL R LOL

BRB UR MOM IS CALLING ME AGAIN LOL

Disk is for things that are more kiki, but disc, with that rounded off c, is for things that are more bouba.

Probably an updated roster, any relevant uniform changes, and multiplayer only works with the current year’s version.

People who still buy the annual sports game iterations probably don’t care. If shelling out full price for no material changes is fine, it’s not likely Denuvo will be the deal breaker.

And what am I actually supposed to do about it? Go to a doctor? That’s not how this works!

Don’t believe his lies.

The problem with me trying to gaslight my brain is that I know the guy doing the gaslighting and he’s an asshole who is not to be trusted.

Welcome to capitalism. Infinite growth is required, and when a market is well and truly saturated the next step is cutting more and more costs.

Incidentally, Cancer also pursues a similar strategy.

You COULD be paying for first class seats and getting that kind of treatment, but you’re flying Economy, aren’t you.

I for one can only complain about one problem at a time. If something’s not the biggest problem in my life, I’m incapable of addressing it.

This is what happens when someone who says “There’s no such thing as bad publicity” sees what happened with Helldivers 2 and the PSN account disaster.

If it makes you feel any better, you’re a mutant freak no matter where you go, but some societies will be better at making you feel accepted.

3+5=8 is B tier at best, and probably lower. 3+5=8 is just such trash most of the time, with the sole exceptions of those rare cases where it comes in clutch being the only thing that saves it from the actual dumpster.

Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. _/s

no.

For a second there I was so sure this was gonna be Loss.