Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed

A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen

In order to sue you have to show damages. It seems like she can only show benefits. Maybe she can gain more weight than she lost before she goes to court and start dating an asshole or something.

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

Isn’t he just amplifying it?

I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

I’ve seen that video a hundred times and it never fails to disappoint

This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried

https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF

I used nothing but Slack for about 15 years. Other distros gave me.problems, hell, I compiled Gentoo from source but was never even successful at installing some of the newbie distros like Ubuntu, but Slack was always simple and rock solid. I wasn’t the best at resolving dependencies, I’d just build and install anything it said I needed. I think I’ve had more than one version of Python or Perl installed at a time, but it never mattered. Every few years I’d wipe everything and reinstall.

Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.

(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)

The weiling fan is decoration enough

That’s not what really happened though. They needed an investor to get the company off the ground. Musk came in and screwed them out of the company

Doghouse, this is Beagle, and things really suck!

It’s not on the list but I always wanted to be a knocker-upper

I saw a YouTube video where like 15 guys in some poor country rigged up a bicycle or something to power a projector that displayed a horrible picture of a movie onto the side of a stack of old tires. They were watching Tenet.

Of all the movies to watch that way…

I would have loved to see them be interviewed about it two hours later.

Ladpoles

1999. I liked fooling with computers and installed it just to see what it was. I went through several distros over the next few years, Mandrake, Suse, Red Hat, compiled Gentoo from scratch, and finally settled on Slackware. It was my only OS for 14-15 years until I started a business in 2016 and needed software that’s only available in Windows. I only use Windows on my PC now because my computer does weird boot stuff that screws up dual boots and I don’t really use the PC that much anyway. I still use Linux on small servers for media and home automation

Those guy knows his buns

Surf and turf can be common or it may be served to lessen the blow from bad news. In this meme, it indicates imminent war, but it would likely mean more mundane things such as a deployment extension. The Gerald Ford's deployment was in fact extended a few days ago