I’m digging Trump’s nail polish in the pregnancy announcement.

Thanks for making it possible to continue enjoying these most lauded Military Savants from my chosen instance!

I don’t mean to shit on your education, but that story raises some red flags about the institution. Care to share it?

Based on magazine-to-lower ratio, it looks like he’s shooting a .22lr. That will only succeed in making the lions mad. Jury’s out on if an elephant would even notice.

Netflix seems to have ADHD as a company- always chasing the new interest.

“Subject study terminated due to invasive anthropomorphic predator.”

I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.

Desert Storm 3: Return of the Bushes.

Yeah, they’ve been slowly gaining ground, but the North Sea’s got things in the works to really sink thsm.

Regimen? Cause otherwise imma picture a military junta taking turns to fill the jar.

This feels like it’s trying to encourage babies: angry stork, bachelor, lemons (as faulty or nonfunctioning).

Right? Mine regularly degrades my sanity by racing about at 3am and defying the laws of gravity and conservation of mass that govern my reality.

Even a fire test may not produce accurate results (see C4). Better to not have distinct supply lines from the civilian population you’re already hiding in.

Even the spicy cheesy potato thing? Thst for me is about the last reason I’ll go.

Can’t find a gif of it, but wasn’t that the gag in Big Trouble?

Puree and strain, i guess?

The publication as a whole got the CIA award for excellence in journalism.

American bread is cake.

https://www.npr.org/2020/10/01/919189045/for-subway-a-ruling-not-so-sweet-irish-court-says-its-bread-isnt-bread

I didn’t care for the man’s portrait with scruff, but looking at this, I must begrudgingly cede that it was the right call.