There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

But what about after enlightenment?

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

Huun Huur Tu is from Tuva, not Tibet

… Ouch

Must be wunderbar

I always felt this should be the rubric for how long to have your turn signal on, too. Then it scales with speed!

Are you using steamtinkerlaunch? I just discovered that and absolutely love that I can use vortex again

Aeiou aeiou aeiou

Pi r not square. Pi r round. Cornbread r square

There’s one feature Boost has that I really miss when I try to switch, which is that it will save your position in the comments of a post. So like if you scroll down halfway and then leave the comments and come back, you are still in the same spot. Every other client I’ve tried doesn’t have that feature and it’s kinda a deal breaker for me

One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster

It says if you can read the sign, you’re in range. It’s an anomaly, after all.

A new browser touches the beacon

Thank you! I was always morally opposed to ads. Glad to have another great reason to shun them

Exactly. I hate when things say FREE!* (*With Ads), because you ARE paying for it. With your PRECIOUS TIME

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