PrimeErective

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

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That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

I know, the average person probably only knows 2, maybe 3 distros Max

And Mint

Yes, of course Mint

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

You finally made a monkey…

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

But what about after enlightenment?

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?