“From Lake America to the Gulf of America” is a phrase I fully expect to hear in a bad song.

Is this meritocracy?

C.R.E.A.M. Get the money Dolla dolla bill, y’all

What a load of shit. This motherfucker just made this shit up. Just another conservative liar who loves the sound of their own voice.

If only there had been some indication that republicans are homophobic…

Is corn and beans succotash?

As an American I can say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.

I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

Get outta my head.

I’ll take a Xanax spice latte.

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

It just keeps getting deeper, and I’m not very good at it.

You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.

I really like the black jellybeans.

It is a nice illusion though…

ESPECIALLY space heroin…

I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.