PolPotPie [he/him]

not necessarily the same number of farts though. think about it; if you are known as being pro-fart and think farts are funny, farters are going to gravitate to you and are going to fart at you. if you're vehemently anti-fart and make that clear to people around you, they won't feel comfortable farting around you. these fart lovers ain't tricking me again. keep your bodily gasses to yourself at all times

if i could make this story true or god real, i’d choose this story.

while i think it’s silly, it pisses off the olds, so i approve