“animal: evolves to run away from predators as a defense mechanism”

humans: ayo, catch that shit and put it in circle with wood so they can’t leave, since, you know, they like to move. Also posts provide all their food and water and let them fuck to make more. Eat them with the evil plants.

I’ve gone back a few times since boost died, but that’s mostly because Google search sucks without adding “Reddit” to a lot of my search queries.

What do they think they do at the factory?

Ehh, Google still sucks these days without adding ‘reddit’ to the search query. Everything online is listacles these days.

The control panel peaked at windows 7 though

When you realize that Florida man can and does run for office 😵‍💫

I remember the good old 4chan days when every 3rd post was about how “this is the cancer that is killing /b/” …

Which in hindsight was not wrong. It’s a husk of what it was. I fought with many a /b/tard in the great Tumblr wars. It was remnant of a more wild age, before the summer posters, before the psyops.